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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via literallyspongebob)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via endangerment)

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:


Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

(via literallyspongebob)

alanakitten:

this is me when i’m sober 

(Source: orhgasm, via glowinthedarkllamagirl)

petpup:

"u wear too much makeup" nice watch me put more on

(via glowinthedarkllamagirl)

It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that. (via 0ld)

(Source: kbfoto, via glowinthedarkllamagirl)

I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else. (via 400eurojob)

(Source: substvncia, via findhappinessinunexpectedplaces)

I’m becoming more silent these days. I’m speaking less and less in public. But my eyes, god damn, my eyes see everything.

(via uberhotbitch)

Truth

(via soul-assassins)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via drugsareforthechildren)

clubdoux:

about me

clubdoux:

about me

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